But anyways you all also may be very much aware of the Pranjal’s law of Viva but I hereby claim the credit of forming this law which states that “It is immaterial whether you prepare or not, if you are a lesser mortal appearing for a viva, you are invariably going to get screwed.”
And for your reference, “lesser mortal” in this law is defined as any student appearing for a viva who is not a fanatic psychopath doomed to be immersed in sordid melancholy of text books all his life. But considering this definition, your general perception may be that no nine pointer can be lesser mortal. But here I’d beg to differ with this general perception. U need not be a “fanatic psychopath doomed to be immersed in sordid melancholy of text books all his life” to be a nine pointer, sheer brilliance may also suffice. The grade sheets of a couple of nine pointers of my batch, whom I’m proud to say I know closely, are the testimony of this fact (I could give you the names if you asked for ‘em).
Anyways mathematically,
If you are x such that x Є A, you are screwed.
A is a set defined as, A= U-F
And U and F are sets defined further as,
U= universal set of all the students appearing in viva
F= set of fanatic psychopaths doomed to be immersed in sordid melancholy of text books all their life.
So people next time you screw your viva, just recall the “Pranjal’s law of Viva”, you may find some solace in the despair.
Disclaimer: My work does not account for the breed of people we call toady or more popularly known as arse licker. The Pranjal’s law of viva may be applied to everyone else.
PS: This law has been drafted on the basis of experimental observations made during my last three years at the wrong side of the table. And as you would have concluded from the taste of this law, those observations haven’t been very merry. And the fact that the sadist butchers at the other side found bliss in our state added insult to injury!! But that was when I had not formed the law. Now that I have formed the law, I too resonate in the bliss of the sadist butchers!! Because as they say- “pain is inevitable but suffering is optional!!”
12 comments:
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Zaffar
fantastic buddy, but these are part and parcel of engineering life and u can not do much but ponder over the fact how muscle power would contribute to world energy resources(that was what i went though today)........just chill and prepare for the next to come
@ zaffar- ;)okies bro
@akhilesh- that's what have been doing till now and that's what will do till the end, no regrets here ;)
Mr. Pranjal,
fantastic article.your law is universal.So i think u should try to publish in college magazine.
perfect.....and the quantitative analysis further proves dat there isnt an iota of doubt regarding d validity of pranjal's law!!
@navin: i'd have tried doing that...but u know i don't think this article would go very well with those whom i call "at the right side of the table" so can't get it published in college magazine.
@shreya: thank u jee ;)
dude.. u jus formulated laws.. what makes u not one of dose fanatic psychopaths(read nerds)..
@rover- the people i have refferred to as psycopaths are not exactly nerds... they are obessed with studieng... u actually have a live example very close to ur room... now u see what i am talking about?
nerd is actually a respectable term for them!!
I swear dear, I was expecting something technical out of ur blog.And it turned out to be that.Kabhi to sidhi sadhi bhasa likh diya karo jo normal logo ko samajh aaye.hihihi.just kidding.Well, great going , well-written, applauds to u.
@nidhi di... thanks, kya karein occupational hazard of being an engineer!! inherently kuch na kuch aa jata hai technical ;)
badein loggo ki badi batein...........liked it.mast hai
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